Opss .. Kantoi sudah ..

by - Isnin, September 27, 2010

 

WIFE: "If I died, would you get married again?"

HUSBAND: "Of course not!"

WIFE: "No? Why not? Don't you like being married?"

HUSBAND: "Of course I do!!!"

WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you get married again?"

HUSBAND: "Alright, I would."

WIFE (looking hurtful): "You would?"

HUSBAND: "I would, but only because it was so good with you."

WIFE: "And you'd sleep with her in our bed?"

HUSBAND: "Where else would you want us to sleep?"

WIFE: "And you'd replace all my photographs with hers?"

HUSBAND: "Yes, it's only natural, I guess."

WIFE: "And she'd use my car?"

HUSBAND: "No. She can't drive."

WIFE: (silence)

HUSBAND: "Oh F***!"

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13 comments

  1. Hmmmm.....saya ada kemushkilan lahh, tak pe nanti kita bincang pasal ni..

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  2. Hahaha...awat Mat mcm bimbang jek..apapun Ben mmg HEBAT kan Mat..ko jgn musykil2 Mat..hehe

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  3. amik ko...kan dah kantoi..oho...rupanya pasang lain di belakang saya yer...

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  4. HEBATTT... yg tu kita tak boleh nafikan kak....pstt rahsia kita berdua kann..hahaha, mati lah kena baling dengan besi sat lagi...

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  5. haha.. kekantoian melanda.. ini kisah benar ke?
    ALL IN ONE

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  6. fuh, blum pape lagi dah kantui..wakkakakaka

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  7. ambik mu, gatai sgt...hahaha...

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  8. kantoi atau terlalu jujur? haha, lucu coneversation ni:DD

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