Opss .. Kantoi sudah ..

by - Isnin, September 27, 2010

 

WIFE: "If I died, would you get married again?"

HUSBAND: "Of course not!"

WIFE: "No? Why not? Don't you like being married?"

HUSBAND: "Of course I do!!!"

WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you get married again?"

HUSBAND: "Alright, I would."

WIFE (looking hurtful): "You would?"

HUSBAND: "I would, but only because it was so good with you."

WIFE: "And you'd sleep with her in our bed?"

HUSBAND: "Where else would you want us to sleep?"

WIFE: "And you'd replace all my photographs with hers?"

HUSBAND: "Yes, it's only natural, I guess."

WIFE: "And she'd use my car?"

HUSBAND: "No. She can't drive."

WIFE: (silence)

HUSBAND: "Oh F***!"

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13 comments

  1. Mat Gebu27 September 2010 pada 3:28 PTG

    Hmmmm.....saya ada kemushkilan lahh, tak pe nanti kita bincang pasal ni..

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  2. Ummi27 September 2010 pada 3:32 PTG

    Hahaha...awat Mat mcm bimbang jek..apapun Ben mmg HEBAT kan Mat..ko jgn musykil2 Mat..hehe

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  3. SURIA AMANDA27 September 2010 pada 3:34 PTG

    amik ko...kan dah kantoi..oho...rupanya pasang lain di belakang saya yer...

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  4. Makbed27 September 2010 pada 3:42 PTG

    encik ben!!! nak share bulehh?

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  5. Mat Gebu27 September 2010 pada 3:43 PTG

    HEBATTT... yg tu kita tak boleh nafikan kak....pstt rahsia kita berdua kann..hahaha, mati lah kena baling dengan besi sat lagi...

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  6. Bee 27 September 2010 pada 3:44 PTG

    Heh. .kesiann. .

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  7. Bee 27 September 2010 pada 3:44 PTG

    Heh. .kesiann. .

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  8. nur27 September 2010 pada 3:45 PTG

    haha.. kekantoian melanda.. ini kisah benar ke?
    ALL IN ONE

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  9. Tanpa Nama27 September 2010 pada 3:53 PTG

    fuh, blum pape lagi dah kantui..wakkakakaka

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  10. ::thexieza::27 September 2010 pada 4:07 PTG

    hahaha..
    kantoi.

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  11. Ady27 September 2010 pada 4:15 PTG

    ambik mu, gatai sgt...hahaha...

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  12. Afiq Bukhari27 September 2010 pada 4:26 PTG

    oh f*** haha kelakau betul :D

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  13. FIFIEY LYCHEE MARATION27 September 2010 pada 4:34 PTG

    kantoi atau terlalu jujur? haha, lucu coneversation ni:DD

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